who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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