Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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