Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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