Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
we made out on top of his cat.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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