You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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