so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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