He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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