Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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