I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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