Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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