Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i just had sex bonerless
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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