i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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