Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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