found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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