About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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