If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish I only lived at night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
