you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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