I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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