Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it glows. i had to have it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
