Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
