doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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