what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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