Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
All the doctor said was why
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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