fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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