i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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