Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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