You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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