Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
