:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
