I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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