Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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