To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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