So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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