Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize