Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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