is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize
