I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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