North Korea, Best Korea!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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