Sry I called you an 8
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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