I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
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That's how twitter works, right?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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