There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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