i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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