Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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