We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
