Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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