It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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