sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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