we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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