Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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