she was so not down for the gang bang
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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